Adult Entertainment Expo

The first thing that me and Jiggs see when we walk into the building is a woman with tits the size of my head walking around with an outfit that has the same amount of fabric as a Barbie doll's dress.  Lord knows how those things stayed in all day.  Sh was walking toward registration just like us, and we overheard a security guy get on his walkie and say "Make way, looks like big bobos are back".  Good way to start expo day.  After wishing well to a few Jets fans on the line, we made our way inside.

Overall, it seemed to be bigger than last year, and more stepped up in general.  Even the souvenir/autograph-holding bag was better quality than last year, its a nice tote bag that, despite have the logo for "Porn Apps" on the side, I might actually use for other things.

Unlike last year (when we went on the Friday expo), we came on the Saturday, the day of the awards as well.  I think that because of that, and the anticipation of the ceremony at night, it was more crowded, so we knew that may be annoying with standing in lines, but we were prepared (although Jiggs and I switched places from last year regarding who was more hungover - he won this year)

The first person whose picture we went to get was with Rachel Starr, here is mine:

...although mine wasn't as good as Jiggs' video with her that I took.  basically she is doing the same thing, but shaking her ass.  Fucking hot.

But getting a picture with her didn't come without some delay...caused by no other than Andy Dick and Pauly Shore. 

They were hanging around the Jules Jordan booth shooting some kind of reality thing.  Andy Dick kept yelling out "Ladies and Gentlemen: if you want to ruin you career, work with Mr. Paul Shore!!".  As is the case with multiple takes, it was funny the first time we heard it, not so much the next 20 times.

Wandering around, we got more pictures and autographs from the girls.  Besides getting their promotional pictures autographed, Jiggs was having them all sign his arm:

while I was having them continue on signing my shirt from last year.  I only got 4 on the shirt last year, so I wanted to put a little more damage on it.  I think I did a decent job:

 The rest of the expo consisted of getting more autographs and pictures with the girls.

 Kelly Divine and Sophie Dee:

Tory Lane:

 Chanel Preston:

 
While waiting in line to get Jenna Haze's autograph, we were cut in line by those assholes again:

But again, they were shooting this reality thing, so it was part of the skit.  Jiggs and I will probably be in the background.  Either way, we got Jenna again:

One my shirt, she even signed a "2010" next to her autograph from last year, and signed again in another spot with "2011".  She even remembered what she was telling us about being hungover from drinking too much Jack last year, lol.

Gina Lynn (who told me to come to her party at Voodoo (Rio) that night, told me that she loves taking shots, and smelled distinctly of vodka, still smokin hot though!):

Deauxma (notice the classic prom pose):

Bibi Jones (never heard of her but she was hot and seemed like she might be a start later, so I figured why not:

Random floor girls, one of which was giving me the "Fuck me" eyes all day (red streaks):

Dennis Hof, of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch.  We ran into a couple who was proud of the fact that Dennis had just spanked the woman  hard on her ass

Oh yeah, and the Ying Yang Twins performed:

So overall, it was a great year for the AEE.  Jiggs' only regret was that he wasn't wearing his Sox hat, as there were a surprisingly large amount of people (including myself) wearing Yankees hats at the expo (ha ha).