There isnt much that I can say about Sunday - our last day in Vegas.
Jiggs and Telef had their flight early in the afternoon, which left C-Teezy, Tendo, and myself to cause more havoc in this town. I didnt even get to sleep until about 11AM, so I crashed out until about 4:30 while Tendo and C-Teezy were downstairs gambling. I took a walk around the strip for a couple of hours one last time, which was pretty relaxing.
Then the night began.
At first, the 3 of us were soooo drained and exhausted, but we bucked up because it was our last night in Vegas - go big or go home...or go big THEN go home.
We took a few shots of the alcohol we had left and decided to go to a strip club at around 11:30PM. At a point, my friend that was in town and his friends joined us at our table in the club.
I can't say too much about this night - all I can say is that the three of us walked in at about midnight and I walked out at around 7AM with 3/4 bottle of Skyy vodka (with no cover on the bottle) to take a cab back to the hotel room where I met Tendo and C-Teezy, who at this point had a broken phone and bloody knuckles.
This is pretty much all I can say here about that night. I can divulge more of the story if you ask, but you could imagine how insane this night was.
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Saturday
So, we wake up on Saturday to a room voicemail from the stripclub that sent the strippers saying that one of the girls might have left her cell phone in our room. When we looked, we did find an iphone, but it wasnt her's. We looked through the phone and realized that it actually belonged to the older gentlemen that was hanging with us last night. This guy must be a big deal because we heard some voicemails talking about the government and buying planes and shit.
Anyway, I went to their room an hour later (it was on the same floor as ours) and I was greeted to the chick wearing nothing but a bath towel. She invited me in and the guy was on the bed completely naked with just the white sheet covering his bits. (I should probably divulge that his name is Joel and her name is Mercia) I told Mercia that I already saw her naked the night before, so there was no sense in hiding her body with the towel. She agreed. Joel then got up from the bed and went to the bathroom to take a piss with his old balls just swinging like it was nothing. It was quite a scene. I gave back the phone, and they said that they wanted to hang out again tonight.
We all went to Denny's for lunch, where Jiggs couldn't wait 5 minutes before he puked in the bathroom. After that, we chilled out for a bit then went to a steakhouse at South Point hotel/casino. This place was way off the strip, actually off of I-15, the cab ride was like 20 bucks. It was worth it, though, because it was comped, Telef had a hook up. While waiting for a cab to take us back, after eating, we see these 2 reeeeally hot girls come up to the cab stand to wait for a cab too. After about 10 minutes of checking them out and contemplating saying something to them, an older lady came up to them and was saying happy birthday to one of them. When she asked how old she was gonna be, she said 16. That's when we were like "Holy Shit, back up!"
Getting ready for this night was interesting, since half of us were still hungover from the night before. That didnt stop me, though, I was good to go, pounding shots. We went to the Palms for all of the AVN awards after parties. The awards were actually at the Palms too, so basically everyone was here. The line for taxis getting to the Palms was ridiculous, the place was flooded. We walk into the Palms and there are nothing but hot/slutty women walking around the casino floor. The lines to get into the club were even crazier than the taxi line. Luckily C-Teezy had the hook up and we (including Jiggs' friend Katelyn) basically skipped the huge line and went in ($40 cover, but whatever). Inside Moon and Playboy Club was cool once again, this time there were a lot more pornstars and strippers on this night. Moon also has this retractable roof that opens every now and then and its really fuckin cool.
C-Teezy also ended up winning $1000 at the roulette table in the Playboy Club. Seeing an actual $1000 chip was tight. As a celebration, he bought me Jiggs and himself a round of Goose shots at the bar. That's when Jiggs pointed to this couple in the corner and asked me "Hey Dion, is that the owner of Vivid?" I wasnt sure, but I had no problem going up to him and asking. I went and said "Excuse me, I dont mean to interrupt you, but are you the owner of Vivid?" He said yes and I told him how much of a fan I was of his company and if we could get a picture with him, and he was more than happy to. About 10 minutes later, I saw the chick that he was with alone at the bar, and I came up to her to talk to her. It turns out that the club wasnt letting them have a certain table to themselves and she was upset because he was actually hosting the party that we were at. As we started to walk, I happened to ask if I would have seen her in anything and she goes "Um, yeah, I'm A.J.!" Basically, she is A.J. Bailey, who is like the #1 Vivid girl!
Anyway, I went to their room an hour later (it was on the same floor as ours) and I was greeted to the chick wearing nothing but a bath towel. She invited me in and the guy was on the bed completely naked with just the white sheet covering his bits. (I should probably divulge that his name is Joel and her name is Mercia) I told Mercia that I already saw her naked the night before, so there was no sense in hiding her body with the towel. She agreed. Joel then got up from the bed and went to the bathroom to take a piss with his old balls just swinging like it was nothing. It was quite a scene. I gave back the phone, and they said that they wanted to hang out again tonight.
We all went to Denny's for lunch, where Jiggs couldn't wait 5 minutes before he puked in the bathroom. After that, we chilled out for a bit then went to a steakhouse at South Point hotel/casino. This place was way off the strip, actually off of I-15, the cab ride was like 20 bucks. It was worth it, though, because it was comped, Telef had a hook up. While waiting for a cab to take us back, after eating, we see these 2 reeeeally hot girls come up to the cab stand to wait for a cab too. After about 10 minutes of checking them out and contemplating saying something to them, an older lady came up to them and was saying happy birthday to one of them. When she asked how old she was gonna be, she said 16. That's when we were like "Holy Shit, back up!"
Getting ready for this night was interesting, since half of us were still hungover from the night before. That didnt stop me, though, I was good to go, pounding shots. We went to the Palms for all of the AVN awards after parties. The awards were actually at the Palms too, so basically everyone was here. The line for taxis getting to the Palms was ridiculous, the place was flooded. We walk into the Palms and there are nothing but hot/slutty women walking around the casino floor. The lines to get into the club were even crazier than the taxi line. Luckily C-Teezy had the hook up and we (including Jiggs' friend Katelyn) basically skipped the huge line and went in ($40 cover, but whatever). Inside Moon and Playboy Club was cool once again, this time there were a lot more pornstars and strippers on this night. Moon also has this retractable roof that opens every now and then and its really fuckin cool.
So that was fuckin cool.
I had another friend in town and I invited him and his friends over to our hotel room to chill for an afterparty. We all went back to continue drinking in our room with them. At some point during that drinking, I got a call through the hotel phone. It was Joel and Mercia from the night before. Joel says "Hey Dion, do you want to come to our room and see something kinky?" Of course I did, this was AVN weekend in Vegas. When I walk in, I see Mercia completely naked on the bed with a sleeping mask and huge headphones on, and Joel has this whip thingy that he is like softly whipping her with. In my head, I was like holy shit, what am I seeing! I had to get back to the room though, to attend to the friends, but I told them that I would be back later to check out the rest of the show.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
I havent forgotten...
I just wanted people to know that I havent forgotten about the blog. I havent had time to sit down and do the other recaps just yet. But I am in LA right now, and over the next few days, I should be all caught up. This past weekend has been hands down the craziest weekend of my entire life. I'll let you know all about it very soon.
-Dion
-Dion
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Palms clubs on AVN night
Wow. We are at Moon/Playboy club right now. Keep in mind that they are at the Palms, where the awards took place. Not a single girl here is less than an 8. All the AVN afterparties are here, so you know what that means...
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Saturday, January 9, 2010
Friday, January 8, 2010
AEE
We made it to the convention. So many tits. Pictures to come soon
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Recap
Holy shit, where to begin.
When I got in yesterday, I found out that Telef and Jiggs' layover in Detroit was fucked, and they couldnt get in until the next morning. That left myself, Tendo and C-Teezy to fuck this town up on our own for the night.
After walking the strip a bit, we hit up an oxygen bar and it was the most relaxing this ever, it also energized us a bit. Then we came back to the room, cleaned up and got hammered on half a handle of Grey Goose.
This is when the debauchery began.
We hit up Moon and Playboy Club at the Palms and HOLY SHIT. We continued to get wasted, it was kinda hazy, but we each lost a ton of money on the games at Playboy Club. However, we met some interesting characters:
-We met some Google execs (thats right, Alex)
-A porn producer and his bitches at a table
-Random ho's (of which I pulled a number that we're calling tonight)
Tendo disappeared at around 3:30AM and me and C-Teezy ended up coming back (after getting gross McDonalds in the Palms).
We walk in the room and don't see Tendo anywhere, its like The Hangover. When we initially left the room, both beds were made, but when we came back, one was ruffled up and there was no sign of Tendo. After drunk searching for about 5 minutes, we found him on the floor in the corner covered in sheets (Keep in mind that there are 2 perfectly good beds and a couch)
After finding him, me and C-Teezy passed out (after considering getting a hooker or 2 for entertainment, but deciding not too).
We woke up to Jiggs and Telef knocking on our door at 10AM, and now the group is complete.
We are heading to the AEE now, I will keep you posted.
VEGAS BABY!!
When I got in yesterday, I found out that Telef and Jiggs' layover in Detroit was fucked, and they couldnt get in until the next morning. That left myself, Tendo and C-Teezy to fuck this town up on our own for the night.
After walking the strip a bit, we hit up an oxygen bar and it was the most relaxing this ever, it also energized us a bit. Then we came back to the room, cleaned up and got hammered on half a handle of Grey Goose.
This is when the debauchery began.
We hit up Moon and Playboy Club at the Palms and HOLY SHIT. We continued to get wasted, it was kinda hazy, but we each lost a ton of money on the games at Playboy Club. However, we met some interesting characters:
-We met some Google execs (thats right, Alex)
-A porn producer and his bitches at a table
-Random ho's (of which I pulled a number that we're calling tonight)
Tendo disappeared at around 3:30AM and me and C-Teezy ended up coming back (after getting gross McDonalds in the Palms).
We walk in the room and don't see Tendo anywhere, its like The Hangover. When we initially left the room, both beds were made, but when we came back, one was ruffled up and there was no sign of Tendo. After drunk searching for about 5 minutes, we found him on the floor in the corner covered in sheets (Keep in mind that there are 2 perfectly good beds and a couch)
After finding him, me and C-Teezy passed out (after considering getting a hooker or 2 for entertainment, but deciding not too).
We woke up to Jiggs and Telef knocking on our door at 10AM, and now the group is complete.
We are heading to the AEE now, I will keep you posted.
VEGAS BABY!!
Up $50
I'm up $50 at the Playboy Club through roulette. C-Teezy is up $200. Celebrating at the bar
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Thursday, January 7, 2010
Oxygen bar
Trying an oxygen bar for the first time. Me, C-Teezy, and Tendo are verrry relaxed.
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Airport Garble names
Haha, I swear I just heard them announce that they were looking for 'Yu Kant Phuck' and 'Tangine Vagina' over the airport loudspeaker. Maybe this absinthe is still fucking with me, but then again, it is San Fran
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Frisco
I am stuck in a 3 hour layover in San Francisco because of safe planning on my part and efficient flying on the airline's part. The combination of those 2 elements put me in a place 3 hours longer than I wish to be here. I am not too fond of this city due to it's affiliation with a recent extinguished flame (insert San Francisco 1989 fire joke here).
Obviously, running into her is extremely unlikely today, but just being here makes me pissed. It's a shame too, because it's a great city and a great area. I'll be back here someday on my own terms, but for now, I merely have to count the hours until the playground that is Las Vegas.
PS- Absinthe is supposed to give 'clarity', and I definitely still have some in my system, so keep that in mind.
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Obviously, running into her is extremely unlikely today, but just being here makes me pissed. It's a shame too, because it's a great city and a great area. I'll be back here someday on my own terms, but for now, I merely have to count the hours until the playground that is Las Vegas.
PS- Absinthe is supposed to give 'clarity', and I definitely still have some in my system, so keep that in mind.
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Absinthe
Ok. So I have begun drinking absinthe on the flight. Not only that, but I have spoken with the young lady next to me to ask if I can use the tray table in the empty seat between us, and she obliged. She is only using her own tray table to do her homework. (I'm already going to hell - can't double stamp a triple stamp)
After a little bit of research online, I believe that the absinthe that I have is "real", so I am enjoying the ride. (http://hubpages.com/hub/ABSINTHEFACTS). I dont think I am tripping yet, but the little green dude on the wing keeps trying to convince me otherwise. That unicorn that he is riding is also telling me weird things about the girl next to me, maybe I should talk with her further.
I only ordered a snack box to eat, so that I have the minimum amount of food in my stomach. Its my first time drinking this stuff, so I want the full effect.
I will keep everyone posted.
After a little bit of research online, I believe that the absinthe that I have is "real", so I am enjoying the ride. (http://hubpages.com/hub/ABSINTHEFACTS). I dont think I am tripping yet, but the little green dude on the wing keeps trying to convince me otherwise. That unicorn that he is riding is also telling me weird things about the girl next to me, maybe I should talk with her further.
I only ordered a snack box to eat, so that I have the minimum amount of food in my stomach. Its my first time drinking this stuff, so I want the full effect.
Plane - They don't call it Virgin for nothing
So, I'm just dicking around on the plane using the interweb (Thanks Alex and Google for it being free). There is one other person in my row, 2 seats next to mine, and I would love to join the mile high club with her. She may be 16, though, so I'll back off for now. It is important to note that Virgin America carries Absinthe and I can purchase some with just a few clicks on the touch screen.
The point is that Absinthe + Dion + a hot, young girl next to me is NOT a safe combination. I may be in handcuffs before I even reach my lay-over.
The point is that Absinthe + Dion + a hot, young girl next to me is NOT a safe combination. I may be in handcuffs before I even reach my lay-over.
Airport
Only 2 Virgin America flights this early in the morning: the helpless hippies to San Francisco and the derranged degenerates to LA. Unfortunately, I have a layover with the hippies. LA isn't ready for me yet.
Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the 2 groups, but once you look in the eyes, you can see the difference between the helpless and the derranged. I'll be joining the latter by the end of the night.
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Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between the 2 groups, but once you look in the eyes, you can see the difference between the helpless and the derranged. I'll be joining the latter by the end of the night.
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010
Night Before
Its 1AM. I just hit the waterfall with Gary and played GTA in IMAX. I have to be up at 3:45 to leave for the airport. I should wake up in time, if I dont end up staying up all night...
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